no men allowed, only cute girls past this line:

(unless you are buying my shirts)

why hello there cute girls who've stumbled upon my website. i'm clipchip and i'm also single and ready to mingle. please click [here] to be taken to a signup page where you could be the lucky girl who becomes my new girlfriend!

perhaps you're instead looking to buy my t-shirts to support one of the movements i've started, well i have just the thing in ''store'' for you.. my new t-shirt store! that's right you can send money to me over the 'net and get a HOT new t-shirt or other items in your irl mailbox, buy one now, before mom kicks me out of her basement for not having a job!